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Wednesday, February 6, 2013

Family Valentines Day Dessert

I don't know about you but I hate going out on Valentines Day, especially for dinner. Everyone in the stores are rushing around getting last minute cards, flowers, candies, stuffed animals or even lingerie, lol. People rush after work to get ready to go out to dinner, long lines, seated after forever only to be rushed through your meal so they can push the next family or couple into the booth.

Yeah, I got sick of it years ago and probably a good thing as well. When I married a chef I gave up any and all expectations of ever going out to dinner with him on 2 holidays - Mothers Day and of course Valentines Day. It is like asking your girl who works at the local clothing store to go shopping with you on Black Friday...They're working. So even if I wanted to go out, I am not going anywhere. LOL

Each year I make dinner at home. If the kids are with me we do a family thing. If not, we do a couples meal. Why not share that? It is wonderful! So I got together with Cynical Cuisine to come up with 2 menus for this Valentines Day. One for a couple all alone and one for the family. Both simple and delicious. Tonight we tackle the family dinner.

The Menu:
Glazed Meatloaf
Garlic Whipped Potatoes
Peppers of the Heart
Strawberry Fudged Filled Cupcakes

To get the recipes and "how to"s for the main course and sides - Visit Cynical Cuisine here - Dinner With The Kids


The last one is mine. So here we are. A quick and simple recipe.
Now to start off you will need 3 things. Ready?

What You Need:
Boxed Chocolate Cake Mix with a Fudge Filling
Strawberries - FRESH!
Ready Whip

Seriously, that is it. Okay, in the picture is frozen strawberries but I ended up using fresh in the recipe. They held together much better. Now, to make it more Valentiney I would suggest some cute cupcake wrappers and sprinkles that I am sure you can pick up at your local store. I found my sprinkles at Walmart and the wrappers - The Dollar Store. >.>

Now, what to do? Omg, so simple.

What to do:

  1. Cut up the strawberries into small bites. 
  2. Make the fudge filling as directed on the box, using 2/3's the amount of liquid stated.
  3. Fold the strawberries into the fudge filling, set aside.
  4. Preheat the oven to 325F.
  5. Mix the cake mix.
  6. Place liners into the cupcake pan.
  7. Fill 1/3 the way full - About a tablespoon.
  8. Add a teaspoon into the center of the fudge and strawberry mix.
  9. Top the filling with another teaspoon of the cake mix.
  10. Place in the oven and bake for 30 minutes.
  11. Remove form oven, remove from pan right away to cool on a wire rack.
  12. Once fully cooled set aside until time for dessert!
  13. Once it is time to serve, place one in front of everyone, top with ready whip and sprinkles!
  14. Enjoy!
Okay, few things. Reason for less water than the recipe calls for is due to the moisture in the strawberries. Less temperature than your box recipe probably calls for and more time is because if you cook at a lower and longer heat, you get more even baking, less burning and less chance of raw center. Removing it from the pan right out of the oven helps with cooling and keeps the wrappers from pulling away from the sides later on. Lastly, why wait to top? Ready whip deflates fast, lol. Trust me, serve right away or just wait until you do. Otherwise it won't be pretty. >.>  










^_^ Enjoy!



Saturday, January 26, 2013

Celtic Knot Love

Kicking off this years Valentines Day Cookies with some Irish Flair as it were. I adore Celtic Knots, in fact the only jewelry I wear is a Celtic Knot Pendent. So I figured I would start this year with some Celtic Knot Heart Cookies. ^_^ Enjoy!

Cookie: Rolled Sugar Cookie
Icing: Royal
Decoration: By Hand



Tuesday, January 22, 2013

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Monday, December 31, 2012

The Wonderful World Of Cheesecake


Cheesecake, you wonderful heavenly gift that has put more inches on women than chocolate and ice cream combined. A must for any "Golden Girl" and my down right favorite dessert. New York Style, With Strawberries, chocolate, turtle, you name it. It doesn't matter. It is an addiction I don't ever plan on giving up.

Sad thing is with any addiction comes the down side and I am not talking inches on the waist. I am talking making them. They are a pain! I have pulled my hair out more times trying to get a cheesecake right than I have trying to keep a soufflé from falling in a house full of kids. I swear I have read every tip and trick out there and some work, some don't and a lot need repeating.

So here I am, repeating the tips and tricks I have learned and been taught over the years.  These are what work for me.

1. Have a good recipe. If you are just starting I honestly recommend the one from Philadelphia Cream Cheese.  It is a good start.

2. High quality ingredients. This is not something you want to skimp on.

3. Room temperature ingredients. Your cream cheese and eggs for sure.

4. Do NOT overbeat! Seriously, air is your enemy. I usually cube my cream cheese before it softens and then just blend it on low with the sugar until smooth with my mixer. After that I fold in the rest as each step calls for it.

5. Springform Pan, Baking Spray, Oven Bag. Repeat this with me - Springform Pan, Baking Spray, Oven Bag. Set this up before you even start mixing. Spray your springform pan down with baking spray, including the sides and then set it in an oven bag.  (Use parchment on the bottom to make sure it comes off easy from the pan, spray that as well!) Now you can press your crust into the pan.

6. Water Bath. Once you have the pan in the oven bag and the crust is pressed in, place it in a roasting pan and fill the pan up with water - 1 inch deep around the pan.  This helps keep the oven air moist and gives you a creamy finish to your cheesecake.

7. Do NOT overcook! Most cheesecakes will still be jiggly in the center when time is up. For my personal recipe I cook it 1 hour and no more.

8. Cool in stages. Once the timer for your cheesecake goes off do NOT open the oven. Just turn it off and walk away for 3 hours.  Pretend if you open the oven it'll blow up or something. Just leave it be. Once 3 hours pass, remove it from the oven, carefully pull it out of the water and remove the bag. Place it on a cooling rack now and let it cool fully. After this cover the springform pan with a paper towel, not touching the cake and then cling wrap and shove it in the fridge overnight. (The paper towel will catch condensation instead of letting it build up on your  masterpiece.)

9. Remove from springform pan the next day. Yeah I know, you want to tear into this thing right away but seriously waiting makes it better. Next morning, if it hasn't already pulled away from the sides, just loosen it with a knife before removing the sides of the pan.

10. Decorate, enjoy, show off, share or keep to yourself. ^_~


Now, cheesecakes can still fall or crack even under the best of times don't worry. It will still taste great. If appearances are everything for you and it cracks here is a tip to fix small ones. Once the cake cools slightly but not fully, between the removing oven and putting in fridge stages, cover with plastic wrap and rub the crack slightly. This can help. That or you can go with toppings at this point. Drizzles of chocolate or caramel, some strawberries, almonds, whip cream. ^_~ Oh yeah, just enjoy it.




Monday, November 26, 2012

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Sunday, November 25, 2012

Jumbo Cookies

Oh, just dropping in for a quickie show off! I just finished up 2 jumbo cookies that I put up for sale on Etsy - and I mean jumbo! They are nearly 8 inches! OMG What a cookie(s)! Snowflake with delicate decorations and an ornament with candy stained glass inlays! I love them!





Saturday, November 24, 2012

Christmas Cookies!

That time of the year and I just posted my holiday cookies to Etsy! So now I am just jumping by here to show pictures of them. ^^ And the fact that I adore my cookies stands! LOL





Monday, November 19, 2012

A Thanksgiving Menu

Here in the United States we are approaching one of the biggest holidays in our nation. Honestly though in this day and age I think it is just an excuse to overeat and fight with family but you know what? I'm cool with that. Fighting with family just lets you know how much you love them. How? Because you speak with them again, that's how. :P

I was going to make this post on my other site but frankly I like this one better and enjoy posting to it more, so you just gotta deal! Mwhahahah!!! 

I will start you off with a basic Thanksgiving Menu that is one I remember eating many holidays and provide you with various links if I have them to some good recipes. I will also be providing you with 2 recipes. Well 1 recipe and 1 how to as it were. I reposted my mothers cornbread dressing recipe and since then I have been asked several times for just a cornbread recipe as well as how to cook a turkey. So will cover both those here today. 

Let's get started. First thing is first - The Menu. For me the menu comes from what my Grandmother Jewell would have at her home every year. It was a combination of her recipes and a lot family brought with them. Now this will be a long menu because Jewell always cooked enough for an army and then some. There were many times we had over 20 people in the house as well as her preparing some for my uncles firehouse and taking some down there. So needless to say you will probably not need this much unless you are feeding a military base or just don't want to have to worry about cooking again until 2012. 

The Menu
I am sure I probably left something out of that menu but hey, the woman cooked a lot! Some of the recipes link to recipes of my own or families, others link to various websites I have used before and trust the recipes of.

Now onto some other things. First thing is first. The Turkey. I mean come on, what is Thanksgiving without that big gobbler on a platter? ^_^ So, gonna tell you real fast how to roast a turkey. It is really very simple.

What you will need:

  • Turkey - Duh
  • 1 Roasting Pan
  • 2-4 of each of the following - Carrots, Celery, Onion - All large rough chop
  • Kosher Salt
  • Pepper (Black is fine but I use white due to an allergy.)
  • 1/2 Cup Butter - Softened (Most will say unsalted, I prefer salted for this. Irish or New Zealand if you can get it.)
  • About a quart of Turkey/Chicken Stock if you are planning to want a lot of drippings for gravy.
  • Turkey timer/Meat Thermometer
  • Foil
  • An Oven, lol
Seriously, that is really all you need. 

  1. Make sure you defrost your turkey and it is ready to go. 
  2. Open the bag it is in and remove the neck and giblets. Toss them if you don't use them, keep them if you do. (I toss, lol) 
  3. Preheat the oven to 325F and move your rack to the lowest in your oven.
  4. Rinse the turkey inside and out. 
  5. Drain out the water and pat it down with some paper towels.
  6. Place the turkey breast side up on a rack in your roasting pan. (If you don't have a rack that is okay. Most years I used those cheap foil pans and never had one.)
  7. Make sure your legs and wings for the turkey are all tucked. If they aren't and you haven't done this, check some videos on youtube.com 
  8. Toss the onions, celery and carrots into the cavity of the turkey. 
  9. Rub the outside of the turkey down with the butter
  10. Sprinkle the top with the salt and pepper.
  11. Pour a couple cups of stock into the bottom of the roasting pan.
  12. Stick the turkey in the oven uncovered.
  13. Now, here comes the fun part. Depending on how large your turkey is will depend on when you do the following steps. Follow the chart here for UNSTUFFED birds on the following website - Let's Talk Turkey - to get a general idea.
  14. Check on the turkey about every 30 minutes to an hour and add more stock if you are using it to the bottom of the pan.
  15. Now some will want to baste the turkey, honestly I never have. If you want, do it about every 30-60 minutes. If not, it is okay. At most I will rub down with a cold butter stick from time to time.
  16. Once the Turkey is the level of brown you want, cover it with foil. 
  17. Cook until your turkey time pops or until your meat thermometer reads 180F when stuck in the thickest part of the thigh and away from the bone. 
  18. When it is done remove it from the oven and carefully transfer it to a serving platter.
  19. Let it rest at least 30 minutes before carving. This let's it cool enough to handle and helps the turkey stay moist. 
  20. Carve, enjoy and get ready to make a lot of left over Turkey Sandwiches over the next week.

See, not hard! Now, only recipe number 2. Cornbread. This is a classic recipe I use each year as a base to my mother Cornbread Dressing, (link above) This recipe is an revised version of one I found online a while ago. Now, the way I am telling you to make it...DO NOT EAT JUST AS IS! It is altered to work with the Cornbread Dressing recipe and does not taste the best on its own!

Egg Cornbread For Cornbread Dressing:

  • 2/3 Cups Salted butter Softened
  • 1 Cup Granulated Sugar
  • 6 Eggs
  • 1 2/3 Cup Milk
  • 2 1/3 Cup All Purpose Flour
  • 1 Cup Cornmeal
  • 4 Teaspoon Baking Powder
  • 1 Teaspoon Table Salt
  1. Preheat your own to 400F
  2. Grease a large cast iron skillet. (If you do not have one, use a 13x9 baking dish)
  3. In a large bowl cream together your butter and sugar.
  4. Add in your eggs and milk.
  5. Sift together the rest and then add to the bowl.
  6. Mix until smooth.
  7. Pour into the skillet.
  8. Put into the oven
  9. Bake 30-40 minutes or until toothpick comes out clean.
  10. Remove from oven, let cool 10 minutes on rack.
  11. Remove from pan, rest on rack until fully cool.
  12. Use for Cornbread Dressing!

And that is that. I hope this helps you with your Thanksgiving Meal Planning! Now! Go! Give Thanks! Over Eat! Pass out while watching Football! And don't forget, enjoy your family and friends this Thanksgiving.

Thursday, November 15, 2012

Everyone Needs Warm Wishes

Everyone needs warm wishes this Holiday Season. No one more so than our Military, past and present. They do so much for us each and every day and now that Winter is upon us they are giving up even more. So many are away from their friends and family this holiday season. Others are home but what has happened while they were deployed is still there, in the back of their mind. Even those retired many many years still carry the scars of a life that many of us will never have to face and much of that is because of what they have done and what they do every single day.

It is no secret that this girl loves her some Military men and women. So, I am teaming up with another protect of mine, Baking For Our Soldiers, to put together a care package to send to someone you nominate. I would love to send one out to each and every member that is nominated this year but sadly I cannot but I can send out at least 1. (If more bakers wish to get in on this and donate a care package of your own I will happily up the number of winners. Just contact me on Facebook.)

Now are you a member of the military and you want this care package? Are you a Veteran? Feel free with leaving your own name!

What will be in the care package?
Well cookies! But the rest will be left as a surprise for the recipient. ^_^

So, all you have to do to enter is follow the instructions in the Raftecopter Widget below. There are entries that can be done daily to up your nominations chance of winning! For ones you have to repost about, leave a blog comment, etc. All winning entries are verified.)

**Please only nominate people who are current or past members of the U.S.A. Military. I hope to extend this to other military members at a later year but right now I only know how to ship to our country and bases. I am very sorry.**


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Monday, November 12, 2012

It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas & Hanukkah

I, normally, cannot stand for anyone on any level to do anything Christmas related before Thanksgiving. It is not that I have anything against Christmas, I don't I adore the holiday more than I can express but in this day and age it seems people are trying to shove it down your throat earlier and earlier each year so by the time it is finally Christmas Season you are just about Decked The Halls out.....

Usually I reserve anything Winter themed until at least Thanksgiving Day. Then we would break out the tree, and the ornaments. After which, while trying to fight off a Turkey induced coma we would decorate. Yet as with all things in life, things change. Besides just having to get holiday cookie designs out in time for people to order I find myself wanting to pick up where Ma left off.

This will be the first Christmas without her and this was her holiday. Certain foods had to be made each year, decorations out and more. I'm the eldest daughter, so it feels as if I need to really be the Matriarch now of our branch of the family tree. Whether I am or not doesn't matter and even if all my family is back in Ga seems to be of little consequence. I swear this Christmas Clock ticking is worse than any biological one I have dealt with.

So here I am...Preparing for Christmasfest 2012. Cookies are being decorated, menus for the holidays are being planned, lists being made of what to make and send to family and right now my house looks like a Holiday Tornado went through it as I am trying to pull down Fall and put up Winter. Taking a small break from all that right now. Got pictures taken of my first holiday cookies and wanted to share those.

Now, onto the cookies. First up I have the one I am most proud of! A Cookie Advent Calender! I am so happy the way this turned out. Now the size of the calender backing is 9x11. It is a cookie and is roughly 3/8 inch thick without the flooded icing on top. Each of the days is a smaller cookie, about the size of a US 50 cent piece.


 This was a really fun piece to make. I hand cut the background and used some mini cookie cutters for the smaller pieces. If you enjoy cookie decorating I would really suggest you try one of these yourself. I have a large cellophane clear gift bag I will be wrapping ours up in each day while it hangs to keep it fresh for the month. (Remember sugar cookies and royal icing hold up very well!!! Much better than most cookies)


Now, this second set started out as something totally different but ended up as something I just adore. I made several other sets. Some small ones, some regular sized ones and some giant. All were going to be different sets but as I got to looking at them all completed I felt they worked better together. So a few found flats together and some thick royal icing and suddenly I had found I have created a full 3d Winter Scene. It was just too cute not to share!

Now this took a few days to do and was actually really easy. (Most of it was just drying time) Thing is that it is already mostly gone and I just finished taking pictures. It wasn't that it didn't hold up. It was that my youngest wanted a cookie house really bad it seems and ended up devouring the small one with the house on it. He did feel guilty and managed to make me a lego version of it to replace it. (After he found my forgiveness he went and ate the bigger one. -_- So I gave up having it last any longer. LOL I am sure Mongo there and Gingy will be the next to go. Their days are numbered and there is a gallon of milk in the fridge. I can hear it now, "Beeeeeeee goooooood."

And finally, the last set I completed will be on Etsy for sale later on. (The others are just too fragile for shipping but hey, if you are in Moses Lake and want me to do something like that, contact me for prices.) These are my first Hanukkah Cookies. Many may not be aware of it but I am half Jewish, so I figured it was about time that I let my Jew show :P (Now me being good in math makes sense LOL Oy-Vey!)



Aren't they precious! I had a lot of fun doing those and I hope to do more. (Just so hard to find any cookie cutter that is Hebrew. Will have to keep an eye out for more.)

Now for the reason I know many are reading this. New recipe time! Oh yeah! I did these cookies in 2 flavors. One is a Chocolate Buttermilk that is just smashing but I ain't sharing. :P The other is one I think many would enjoy making this holiday season. Eggnog! Now this this a variation on another recipe that is not my own. It is Georganne from LilaLoa. This Eggnog recipe is a variation of her The Vanilla Variation, yes the same one I did a Churro version of. This is my Holiday Eggnog and I hope you love it as much as my family is!

Holiday Eggnog Rolled Sugar Cookie:
1 Cup Unsalted Butter - room temp 

1 Cups Granulated Sugar
1/2 Cup Eggnog
1/8 Teaspoon Ground Nutmeg
1/8 Teaspoon Ground Cinnamon
3/4 Teaspoon Salt
4 Cups All Purpose Flour

  1. Cream the butter and sugar
  2. Add in the eggnog, mix to combine
  3. Sift together 1 cup of the flour with the salt, nutmeg and cinnamon
  4. Add to wet mix, combine
  5. Slowly add remaining flour
  6. Roll out between pieces of wax paper to desired thickness
  7. Refrigerate 2-3 hours
  8. Cut out designs, place on parchment lined cookie sheet.
  9. Refrigerate another 30 (helps keep from spreading)
  10. Bake at 375 for 7-10 minutes - depending on size. 
  11. Remove from oven, cool a couple of minutes before moving to a wire rack.
  12. Cool fully and decorate!

Well, there you have it! Enjoy!



Thursday, November 8, 2012

Pumpkin Carving 2012

Finally getting around to posting my pumpkins this year. I swore with the way everything was going I wasn't going to get around to carving anything. Thankfully I did. Now only one was done before Halloween, the rest were actually carved the following days. I figured what the heck. We had them, might as well carve them. LOL We still have some left, including a white one. We are thinking of holding them and carving one for Thanksgiving and Christmas. ^_~  Anyways! Here we go!










Sunday, November 4, 2012

Family Pumpkin Carving 2012

Cannibal By Jason
Finally starting to get all these images together to show off. Those that have me friended on Facebook have been getting bombarded by these this week, lol. Going to start off with the ones that the family did this year. I will post all mine later on. Still getting those images together. >.>

What can I say, I went a little overboard this year, heck the whole family did. Here is it November 3rd and honestly we are still carving. With everything that happened this past month we really got behind in what was supposed to get done. We had a lot of pumpkins left over after Halloween and figured, what the heck! We can still carve. So we have continued to carve a couple each day and rotate them out on our display out front while we toss the ones that are ready to meet their pumpkin god, lol.

First three are Corporate Logo's Jason of Cynical Cuisine did this year. You can find more of his work on Deviant Art under the screen name Sigil79.





And now for the rest....

Demon Spider By Jason


Cannibal By Jason

Penguin By Jason

Gir By Jason

Skelly By Jason

Mr Moustache by Jason

The Patio On All Hallows Eve






Now granted all those were created by Jason but I have 3 more to show off....


This is Phoenix, King Heartless and Spider Mania. These were created by the kids - Rhi, Alex & Jack. Instead of using patterns this year they pushed those aside and all three of them clamored into the kitchen, spread out their own tarp and went to work on their own. Mommy nor daddy were allowed to help in any way. Needless to say this is one proud mama seeing her kids bloom artistically. ^_~